Sister Squabble

Ashleigh got up out of bed. Ah, a lovely day. Perfect for gathering news. Ashleigh had her own computer, inherited from her 16-year-old sister. Every day, Ashleigh would come downstairs, get on her OneNote, and type up a newspaper for her father. Her paper always had a special letters section, a personals column, and was ALWAYS sponsored by the one and only Holiday Helper. Holiday Helper was a service her sister ran that did jobs for Dad, mostly specializing in coffee. She tugged on a blue skirt with a matching jacket, and skipped merrily downstairs.

Her sister was spending the night at her friends, so Ashleigh took the advantage to grab a quick breakfast and escape outside before her sister arrived. She smiled contently, and skipped into the back yard, where there was a tent she could hide in. She heard her sister's car pull up and sighed; She had wasted her time. ASHLEIGH JAMES, GET IN HERE THIS INSTANT! Bellowed her sister.  Coming, her highest pain in the butt, thought Ashleigh. She dragged her feet inside, but instead of going over to her sister, she sat down at the computer. She started typing today's paper, and when she was finished, it looked something like this:

SUPER SPECIAL ASHLEIGH ADDITION! READ NOW!

TODAYS HEADLINE:     SISTER IS SUPER GROUCH!

Today, when 16 year old Madison returned from her sleepover, she practically screamed at her sister! She did not even get in trouble with Dad! Her sister, Ashleigh,  was the one who got sent to the corner. Life isn't fair!

Uniquely Sponsored By the One and Only Holiday Helper: Your Ticket To Happiness!

Now, she knew when everybody read this, she was going to really catch it. It was worth it though. Her mean old sister deserved it. And Ashleigh did get in trouble. Sent to her room. No dessert, TV, or computer. For a month! Never mind the fact that her sister fired her from Holiday Helper.

 Ashleigh was mad. Lucky, the 7 year old dog, came into the room. She sighed and patted him. He soon trotted out, probably to eat lunch. She decided it was time to play a down to earth prank on her sister. She had been reading  Judy Blume books, and found an outstanding prank. She decorated her sister's toilet seat with toothpaste, that way, when her sister sat down, she would sit on toothpaste. She thought, that should do it, and went to bed smiling.

 The next morning, she got up, and because she always had coffee, she poured some, and shook sugar into it. She sat down and took a sip, but spat it out in 2 seconds. It was salt! Her sister came into the room, choking with laughter. She said, ' I guess we are even now. You got me with the toothpaste! ' From there on out, Ashleigh and her sister got along fine, and Ashleigh never got sent to the corner again.